Everyone — even Andy — hopes Cynthia and NeNe can come back together and realize that their friendship matters, but I like this assertive Cynthia who is over it. That insert impregnated Phaedra with a gossip baby, who was co-parented by Sheree. Porsha is adamant that she really was scared after walking out of the closet and seeing NeNe pinning a producer to the wall. Or there is some other snafu that brings them back together. Kim reflects on her return to the show which leads to a fiery verbal encounter between she and Kenya. At least we know Phaedra is on the right track heading for a career in politics: liars this way to the podium; duped fools over there to get a refreshing glass of Kool-Aid.
Call Willie Watkins and fire up the band cause this big, ole fraudulent lie was your Phuneral By Phaedra! Experiences such as her kiss with Kandi! NeNe has decided, though, that it is a betrayal and that Marlo is her only true sister on this stage. Anyway, Peter had the audacity to lecture Bob over his behavior. I am disgusted that Eva is defending her around every turn. Shamea joins the group and she looks lovely, but lovely is, is not as lovely does! The bulk of the reunion was spent dissecting whether or not and Kandi conspired to set NeNe up by sneaking into a promotional party for a bottled peach Bellini wine cooler. So with that said, I do hope the reports that Phaedra has been fired are true. Andy Jr is concerned that Todd2 missed this momentous occasion to giggle and squirm through the reunion! Then Todd returns to break the second part of Lesbiangate — the part where Porsha accused Kandi of having a seven-year lesbian relationship and trying to drug and rape her.
Awwww…maybe Leon and Noelle can move in with Peter and it can be new version of Full House! The reunion opened with the husbands, or lack there of, on stage. Apparently earlier this year, Phaedra told poor, innocent, unsuspecting Ha! Salty little Toddler snarks that the streets Apollo have plenty to say about Phaedra too. Or because Block is so embarrassing? Well, I finally learned where I can find all these rich Africans — at the St. Even while she was actually talking… Although Peter and Cynthia are dunzo, he remains close to Noelle. With Peter gone, we shift focus to Sheree, The Mess Box. Therefore she bears the burden of carrying the bones about who bones whom.
Next Andy dives into the not-yet-divorce of Peter and. Thankfully is super quick to be like No way! There is so much fraud under the bridge it done built itself into a damn and now nothing pure flows through. The bottom line is that Eva is in the red. Especially after we saw clips from earlier reunions where NeNe was advising Porsha not to get violent on camera. And this year Deep Throat emerged and that drunken hookup was was confirmed by a reliable source. Emotions reach a boiling point with at the center of it all. No one can handle him! And that Martyr can be yours for the price of a cocktail at Club One! Or maybe there were roaches in there — who knows? Porsha knows she owes Shamea a serious apology for not defending — especially since she stalwartly defended Phaedra to Shamea.
I do think Cynthia is losing her powers, because I mostly completely forgot she was even there. There is no holding back when NeNe and Kim go head-to-head in the ultimate war of words, but with a decade worth of friendship between them, could this be the final breaking point? Kandi is adamant that she brought Kenya to the party and Cynthia had no idea. Peter was just so ridiculously extra — in all ways! Maybe Judge Judy needs to start hosting these reunions? Kandi compares this friendship of convenience to Housewives Survivor. Well at least Sheree has found some clarity about where things stand: — the Chateau is officially closed to Bobness! Amen and goodnight to season 11! Get your own Gone With The Wind curtains on straight first. Well, Cynthia is good too.
All eyes are on Bob and his beard as he attempts to explain the comments about choking. Yes Todd — they are. This producer also suffered from a cracked or lost? According to NeNe that was her house and therefore different circumstances. Obviously she did — because Kenya cannot shut her crazy ish-talking trap. There is no holding back when and Kim go head-to-head in the ultimate war of words, but with a decade worth of friendship between them, could this be the final breaking point? Right Said Peter believes Cynthia Bailey does what she wants on the catwalk of life — and she does her little turn alone, being too sexy for her ring, too sexy for his shit, but oh not so strong enough to be the woman of Peter. When he could take no more of being ignored, Peter walked off stage and threw a hissy.
Kim reflects on her return to the show which leads to a fiery verbal encounter between she and. Shamea and Phaedra erupt into a mud-slinging argument about Africans paying past due bills, and failed marriages. . I really do not get Eva constantly going on the defense for NeNe. Not that Bob has actually spoken to his son about how to treat a woman, mind you, he just expects Kairo to learn through osmosis carried in a Cargo By Cynthia Bailey knapsack that women should walk beside him not behind him.
When Cynthia finally rumbles to life, creaking into a wide-eyed stare, she explains that marriage to Peter became too stressful for her delicate psyche and Cynthia Bailey, super-supermodel, does not do well with stress. Just for the record no impropriety took place — that was saved for Porsha alone. This show is so dumb and all the people on it are reducing my brain to rubble. Like Porsha was trying to silence him? One, little, two, little three little disgruntled bride-maids, all with tales to tell! Not even, as it will later turn out, Frick! The weirdest thing is that all of this started over Porsha being defensive about Kandi allegedly telling people she slept with Block. Hell hath no fury like a Peachter scorned — he is the patron saint of absconded men everywhere! Emotions reach a boiling point with Kim at the center of it all.
She literally tells Andy that she feels bad for how much profanity she used, but not for choking people?! Elvis may still be in the building, but Phaedra — well, she needs to leave. Frankly, with his messy nonsense, he literally has no room to talk. Nevertheless Bob persisted with some Hallmark self-help spiel about the lessons he hopes Kairo will learn from his mistakes. The one good that came out of Closetgate is that Porsha and Kandi also bonded over the incident and finally were able to put their issues behind them. And lesbiangate, which was, as we know, was instigated by Messheree because it is her solemn duty and righteous quest to maintain the honesty, integrity, and transparency of these friendships. . .
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